Tuesday, February 08, 2005
Q: How do you perform CPR on a lawyer?
A: Who cares?
Remember the guys who got arrested for telling lawyer jokes in a courthouse?
A grand jury has declined to indict the comedian. He still needs better material, though...
Lawyer 1: I just won a million dollar verdict!
Lawyer 2: Honestly?
Lawyer 1: Oh, why bring that up?
Remember the guys who got arrested for telling lawyer jokes in a courthouse?
A grand jury has declined to indict the comedian. He still needs better material, though...
Lawyer 1: I just won a million dollar verdict!
Lawyer 2: Honestly?
Lawyer 1: Oh, why bring that up?
