Thursday, January 13, 2005
We are your overlords, and you will act accordingly
Pair telling lawyer jokes in a courthouse get arrested for disorderly conduct. The reason, of course, is they told that tired "How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?" joke. They should have told a better joke, for instance:
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in the sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What's black and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Rottweiler
Q: What's long and brown and hangs from an asshole?
A: A lawyer's necktie.
