Tuesday, August 16, 2005
The Norks make nice...
"You politically illiterate human scum, we will transform your country into a sea of fire!" (Your venom may vary.)
Er, what we mean is...
Er, what we mean is...
"The thing that stands in the way of our unification is the U.S. military, and our workers must stop this. This sash reading 'Withdraw USFK', handed to me by the vanguard of unification, gives great strength to the laborers of North and South who wish for the withdrawal of the U.S. military."So a North Korean delegation is making the rounds of South Korea, swearing that life would be hunky-dory if the U.S. and Japan would just politely die in a sea of fire. Whether out of politeness, fear, or stupidity, many South Koreans is giving the sense that they're buying it. Best moment of unintentional comedy:
KCTU secretary-general Lee Soo-ho told protesters the U.S. was “the principal offender behind civilian massacres, the usurpation of power and the liquidation of democracy" around the globe.He then went on to say that Phil Mickelson is the Dear Leader's bitch.
