Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Maybe I'm just insufficiently compassionate...
...read this story. It's about a stripper and her musician boyfriend who were mauled by a tiger driving through a Canadian safari park. They were awarded damages because their injuries harmed their abilities to work in their fields.
How in the blue hell does an accordion player get a stripper girlfriend?
She awarded Cowles some $650,000 in damages, almost half of it to compensate for income she would have made as a stripper.I keep reading that, and I can't help but thing one thing, and one thing only...
Her musician boyfriend, David Balac, won Canadian $1.7 million ($1.37 million), because his injuries left him unable to work as an accordion player.
How in the blue hell does an accordion player get a stripper girlfriend?
