Friday, February 11, 2005
Charles and Camilla...
...hey, they're getting married. Apparently most Brits are cool with that. And they should be. After all, isn't this a true triumph of love? The mind-bogglingly rich guy, who could be horribly shallow and date a parade of strippers and "aspiring actresses", has instead chosen someone somewhat less physically attractive, but with whom he has long had a genuine connection. (I'm aware His Royal Highness is not exactly Sir Bradford of Pitt himself, but come on. You're telling me a guy with his money couldn't walk into a Hooters tonight and have a pair of orange shorts on his headboard the next day?)
This is the fairy tale, people. Not that first one. "Blond Babe Marries Rich Older Guy" is not news.
Here is another take, which contains interesting uses of profanity.
This is the fairy tale, people. Not that first one. "Blond Babe Marries Rich Older Guy" is not news.
Here is another take, which contains interesting uses of profanity.
