Tuesday, April 27, 2004
I know I feel good about this...
...I'm just not sure why. You see, over in the Gaza strip, two guys decide that they're going to supplement their income with a little armed robbery. They pick a target, and deliver the standard "your money or your life" spiel.
(Jack Benny: I'm thinking. I'm thinking.)
OK, that's the old punchline. The new punchline is this: The victim was a Hamas suicide bomber en route to target, complete with loaded explosive belt. The bomber chose to set off his belt, killing himself and the two robbers, and raising the collective IQ of the neighborhood in the process.
Keep up the good work, guys!
(Jack Benny: I'm thinking. I'm thinking.)
OK, that's the old punchline. The new punchline is this: The victim was a Hamas suicide bomber en route to target, complete with loaded explosive belt. The bomber chose to set off his belt, killing himself and the two robbers, and raising the collective IQ of the neighborhood in the process.
Keep up the good work, guys!
