Wednesday, January 28, 2004
White Liberal Northeasterners Select White Liberal Northeasterner...
...and it's Kerry again. White liberals today repudiated Republican tactics of division and exclusion by extending their support to a guy who looks like them, says things they agree with in a non-threatening manner, and comes from their neck of the woods. Kerry pledges to go on to South Carolina, where he pledges to win the votes of idiot rednecks by promising them shiny objects and NEA funding for a "Hee Haw" cable channel.
